Do you know .... ?

آیا می دانید؟
حروف انگلیسی A,B,C,D در املای انگلیسی هیچ یک از اعداد 1 تا 99 دیده نمی شود؟
حرف D برای اولین بار در عدد 100 بکار می رود (Hundred)

حروف A,B,C در املای انگلیسی هیچ یک از اعداد 1 تا 999 دیده نمی شود.
حرف A برای اولین بار در املای عدد 1000 دیده می شود (Thousand)

حروف B,C در املای انگلیسی هیچ یک از اعداد 1 تا 999999999 دیده نمی شود.
حرف B برای اولین بار در املای عدد بیلیون بکار می رود. (billion)

و حرف C هیچ وقت در املای اعداد انگلیسی بکار نمی رود. 

 

school

school

School can be fun
School can be boring
school can bring friends
school can bring enemies
school can bring rules
But u can break them
school brings bullies 
school bring work
School brings cheating
School you learn new thing
School you try you best
School you never give up
School have teacher you might like and hate
school where you meet new people

Wake at six o’clock
Get to school late
Get detention
No homework done
TEST, EXAM, TEST, EXAM 

Suzanne Matanga

English Riddles

 

1. Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

2. Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?

3. Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? 

4. Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall? 

5.  Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

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Jokes

1.Invisible ink

Q: "Have you got any invisible ink?"

A: "Certainly, sir. What colour would you like?"

2.Big Ant

Q: Which ant is bigger than an elephant?

A: A gi-ant!

3-Spider on the computer

Q. What was the spider doing on the computer?

A. It was searching the web!

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Do you understand the jokes? If not read here:

1.Invisible means that you can't see it. So, anything that is invisible has no color!

2.Both the words, elephant and giant have the same letters as the word ant! Elephants and giants are very big and ants are very small!

3.Spiders make webs, like the one you can see on the computer in the picture. The word 'web' is also used to describe the internet or World Wide Web (www).

A Nice SENTENCE

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A Nice SENTENCE

 

 

The moment you are in TENSION

 

 

 

 

You will lose your ATTENTION

 

 

 

 

Then you are in total CONFUSION

 

 

 

 

This may spoil your personal RELATIONS

 

 

 

 

Ultimately, you won't get COOPERATION

 

 

 

And get things into COMPLICATION

 

 

 

 

Then you may raise CAUTION

 

 

 

And you have to take MEDICATION

 

 

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109 Romantic Messages

109 Romantic Messages  

 

1.    Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

2.   You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

3.    You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

4.   If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

5.   If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

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